1 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:13,280 Scotch, single malt, oldest you have in the house. 2 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:15,380 Make it a double. 3 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:18,210 Celebrating something? 4 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,980 Not exactly. 5 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,050 A little trouble at home, huh? 6 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:25,250 Mister, you don't know the meaning of the word "trouble." 7 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:27,290 Hey, l'm a bartender. 8 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:29,720 I've heard all the stories there are. 9 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:31,060 Not this one. 10 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:33,200 Ty me. 11 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,860 Go on, ty me. 12 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,130 Why not? 13 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:40,030 Why the hell not? 14 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,440 You ever find yourself walking down a dark street, 15 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:52,490 and you think you hear footsteps coming up slowly, 16 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:55,380 somebody iust out of sight? 17 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,880 Is this New York, or is this New York? 18 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:00,080 No, that's not what l mean. 19 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,360 It's not exactly what l mean. 20 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,090 Charlie. 21 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,590 Charlie. 22 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,170 - Come out of there, Charlie. - No! 23 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,540 Come on, Charlie. 24 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,640 You're not gonna stay in there all night, are you? 25 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,880 Hey, you! 26 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,090 Knucklehead, get outta here! 27 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,060 I was in trouble, see... 28 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,530 Trouble of a vey special kind. 29 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,940 That's when Eddie Mallard came intD my life. 30 00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:25,340 What can l tell you about Eddie Mallard? 31 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,750 Yeah? 32 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,480 Yes, it is. 33 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,780 No, l don't find missing dogs. 34 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,660 Fuck you, too, ma'am. 35 00:03:48,850 --> 00:03:50,600 What are you doing in here with that cube? 36 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:51,800 I can't afford modern games. 37 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:54,870 No, what are you doing in here? I told you to get out. 38 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,970 Didn't that check come through? I mailed that... back rent, eveything. 39 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,140 There is no check. 40 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,150 L'd complain to the post office if l were you... losing a man's check. 41 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,010 Tomorrow you get out or l throw you out. 42 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,980 Where am l gonna find a place as nice as this? 43 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,950 No philosophy. 44 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,970 Get lost, you loose sack of shit. 45 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:24,670 Mr. Mallard? 46 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:27,330 Yeah? 47 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:30,430 I'm looking for the private... 48 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,410 Yes. Come in. 49 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:37,580 Have a seat. 50 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:46,590 Sit down. 51 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,530 You didn't call. 52 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:55,900 No, l wasn't expecting to be here. 53 00:04:55,950 --> 00:05:00,170 I've visited five or six private investigators the past few days. 54 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:03,940 You're the last on my list. 55 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,940 I'm glad to be anmhere on the list, Mister... 56 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:08,210 Rand. Charles Rand. 57 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:10,920 Actually, l was in the building for another interview... 58 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:13,280 Ames and Ames... and l noticed your name in the lobby. 59 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,020 You went to see Ames up on six? 60 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:18,420 Yes. He wouldn't take the case. 61 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:21,060 - Must be a lollapalooza. - Not really. 62 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:24,160 - You offered him money? - Quite a lot of money. 63 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,190 And now l'm going to offer it to you. 64 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,960 What the hell do you need done? 65 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:33,770 I want you to find my wife. Shouldn't be hard. 66 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,940 She's in New York. She's following me. 67 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:39,140 If she's following you, why don't you let her catch up to you? 68 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:42,450 I don't want to see her. I want you to see her. 69 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,140 I want you to tell her... 70 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,450 tell her to leave me alone. 71 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,360 - Are you and your wife divorced? - No. 72 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:54,320 Wouldn't that be a logical place to start if you want her off your back? 73 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:57,090 - L can't divorce my wife. - Why not? 74 00:05:57,140 --> 00:06:00,420 My wife was killed in a boating accident in 1975. 75 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:06,470 - L beg your pardon? - My wife is dead. 76 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,800 That's why divorce is out of the question. 77 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,980 Your wife has been dead for over ten years, 78 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:18,240 and she's following you around, and you want me to... 79 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,120 That's right, Mr. Mallard. 80 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:24,520 How much you offering? 81 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:28,150 $1 75 a day plus expenses. 82 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,900 $1,OOO cash in advance. 83 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:34,330 That will probably end up covering the entire project, Mr. Mallard. 84 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:35,660 I'm desperate. 85 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,830 I think... 86 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:39,830 l'm your man. 87 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,610 I will insist you start right away 88 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,270 and devote full time to this case, Mr. Mallard. 89 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:46,610 Call me Eddie. 90 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:51,280 I looked him right in the eye and said, "Sure, l'll do it. 91 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:53,980 L'll find your dead wife for you. No problem." 92 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,320 lt's a missing persons case. 93 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:58,920 You look, you report your findings... it's your job. 94 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:03,400 This guy needs professional help, but l didn't send him to a doctor. 95 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:05,490 No, l humored his delusion 96 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,930 because the sight of $1,OOO turned me into an asshole. 97 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,200 You've been an asshole as long as l've known you. 98 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,040 I could be sending this guy over the edge. 99 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:16,900 You could be helping him, Eddie. I'm serious. 100 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,040 Lots of bereaved people claim to have conversations with the departed. 101 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:22,650 It's not craziness. It's a way of coping. 102 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,780 So now l'm doing him a favor. 103 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:27,810 No, you're ripping off a sick, helpless man because you need the dough. 104 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:30,510 I'm tying to talk you into it so you can pick up the check. 105 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,190 Advance. 106 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,260 - Something you're forgetting. - What's that? 107 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,030 Maybe you'll earn that money fair and square. 108 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:45,700 Maybe you'll find her. 109 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,090 What are you doing here? 110 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,790 Bringing a bag of bagels to my favorite dick. 111 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,120 Gumshoe. Favorite gumshoe. 112 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,430 Favorite gumshoe. Favorite dick. 113 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:15,700 How'd you get off work at 1 1:30? 114 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:19,060 You dope, it's a federal holiday. Eveybody is off work. 115 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,970 That's why l got a cab so quick. I thought it was my lucky day. 116 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,570 Don't rule it out. 117 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,970 Since when do we take taxis to work, Mr. Mallard? 118 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,220 - L'm on a case. - Looks like a killer. 119 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,520 - It's harder than it looks. - Tim told me. 120 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:37,220 You're suckering some psycho out of his life savings. 121 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:40,020 L'd say it's a step up from ditching old girlfriends. 122 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,490 (A) Were you ever my girlfriend, and B) am l ditching you? 123 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,290 (A) Not by a long shot, 124 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:50,060 except maybe for six hours in Atlantic City that night. 125 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,130 Please. 126 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:54,740 (And B) not calling me for three weeks is ditching. It's ditching. 127 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,870 When a guy doesn't have two dimes to rub together, 128 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,370 he's got a certain amount of pride. 129 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:03,480 I don't wanna rub your dimes together. 130 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:13,120 - Go on, say it. - Say what? 131 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:16,090 - L'm too good for you. - You're too good for me. 132 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:23,400 Why do women have poor depth perception? 133 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:24,530 What? 134 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:26,770 It's a ioke. 135 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,330 Why do women have poor depth perception? 136 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:30,940 I don't know. 137 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,680 Because they're always being told that this is eight inches. 138 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,420 - Where are we goin'? - Nowhere. 139 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,120 Walking. She'll find me. 140 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,930 - Mostly she finds you at night. - That's right. 141 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:59,930 - She knows you're with me. - L'm not exactly hiding. 142 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:08,710 No, no, l mean she knows you're gonna be the end of her. 143 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,580 She senses menace. 144 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:18,320 If she always finds you at night, what are we doing in broad daylight? 145 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,660 She lusts for daylight. 146 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,290 She wants power in the daylight. 147 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:26,590 That's what makes her so dangerous. 148 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,850 - Take off towards the park. - What? 149 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,180 By yourself. 150 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,650 L'll tail you. 151 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,280 Good idea. 152 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,450 Stay back. She's near us now. She's near. 153 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,660 - Mr. Rand, it's time to go home. - No, it's not. 154 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,400 - It's 2:30. - 2:30? 155 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:36,300 It's time to go home. 156 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,500 - L'm not ready to go home yet. - You could stay... 157 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,740 No, no. 158 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,940 I'm scared to go home. 159 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:50,240 L'll sleep on your couch. How would that be? 160 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:52,880 Okay. 161 00:11:56,670 --> 00:12:01,600 It's like drinking a cup of mist... A little breeze across the heather. 162 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:04,460 Shillelagh upside the head comes later. 163 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:07,630 - Not if you keep on drinking. - L'll keep on drinking 164 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,560 as long as you keep on pouring. 165 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:13,000 I hadn't planned to be quite so hysterical, Mr. Mallard. 166 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,270 Call me Eddie. 167 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,740 It's just that l haven't felt this safe in a vey long time, 168 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:22,080 and the thought of meeting her face to face again, well... 169 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,210 l can understand that. 170 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,780 - Can you? - Yeah. 171 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,110 Can you, Eddie? 172 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:36,220 I married my wife for her looks, and she married me for my money. 173 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,120 It always infuriated her that she had to mary 174 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:44,140 a rather unappealing man like myself to have the life she wanted. 175 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,830 She tried to make me fall in love with her so she could hurt me. 176 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,280 Really hurt me. 177 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,980 I never loved her. 178 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,010 Not even a little bit. 179 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,150 I mean... 180 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:06,490 l enjoyed her... Evey sense of the word. 181 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:11,830 I don't think any man ever enjoyed a woman's body more. 182 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,230 She was... 183 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,500 She is vey, vey beautiful. 184 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,290 Bewitching. 185 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,870 She's the kind of woman who stakes eveything on her beauty, 186 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,470 on her sex. 187 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:28,240 She didn't really exist unless she was twirling 188 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,850 some love-sick chump around her little finger. 189 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:36,650 If she came up against someone who was absolutely immune to her, 190 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,750 it made her feel like a ghost. 191 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,130 Nothing. 192 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,230 It may have something to do with why she's come back. 193 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:59,970 If you need another blanket, ty the hall closet. 194 00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,480 That's where my cleaning lady stores them. 195 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,080 Yeah, right. 196 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,530 Yeah? 197 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,260 Excuse me. 198 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,850 Mallard. 199 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,280 Yeah. 200 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,110 Sure. 201 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,390 - That's her. - Where? 202 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,520 There, in the hat and the black dress. 203 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:02,230 - Jesus Christ, you can't miss her. - Oh, yeah. 204 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,930 - You sure that's her? - Go speak to her. 205 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:06,000 What? 206 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,830 Go speak to her. That's my wife. 207 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:08,970 Right here? 208 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:12,010 Find out what she wants. Tell her who you are. 209 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,310 Tell her she's gonna have to leave me alone. 210 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,640 What the fuck am l paying you for? Go on! 211 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,410 - You go find a nice bar... - L'm gonna wait right here. 212 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,720 Listen, remember eveything she says, 213 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,850 and don't let her outsmart you. 214 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,290 She's back from the grave, Eddie. 215 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,890 She knows things we don't know. Remember that. 216 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,950 All right. 217 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:33,300 Well, at least find out what she wants. 218 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,730 Okay. Okay. 219 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:58,720 Excuse me. See that man across the street there? 220 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,230 - Yes. - You ever see him before? 221 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,220 No. 222 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,430 That man thinks you're his dead wife 223 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,540 come back from the grave to haunt him. 224 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:14,070 He asked me to tell you to leave him alone. 225 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,670 That's the wildest line l've ever heard in my life. 226 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,170 It's not a line. 227 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,780 You're pretty good at it, too. 228 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,680 What am l supposed to do now? 229 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:29,210 If you could talk to me, it would really help. 230 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,480 - Right here? - Right here. 231 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,660 I've been on my feet all morning. 232 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,820 Can l buy you a cup of coffee? 233 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:39,230 You can buy me a drink, as long as it's someplace expensive. 234 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,470 Aren't you making me work a little bit too hard for this? 235 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,630 Let's go to the Summit. 236 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,010 Bingo. 237 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,730 - Yes, please? - A Scotch. 238 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:15,600 They're all the single malt. Make it a double. 239 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,530 - The same. - Yes. 240 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,270 I'm a private investigator, Miss. 241 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,840 This is really too much. 242 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:31,180 I'm gonna be disappointed if you're telling the truth. 243 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,520 My name is Eddie Mallard. 244 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,580 I really am a private investigator. 245 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,720 And how does someone get in touch with you 246 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:40,730 if they need a private investigator? 247 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:58,370 Well, l'm gonna give it vey serious consideration, Mr. Mallard. 248 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,700 Call me Eddie. 249 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:04,210 Eddie, take a good look at me. 250 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,180 I'm a woman with vey expensive tastes. 251 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:11,320 In other respects, l'm vey open-minded. 252 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,360 I can tolerate a thief, 253 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:17,890 l can tolerate an embezzler, and l can tolerate a racketeer, 254 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:21,000 but l cannot tolerate a man who wears $1 OO suits. 255 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,980 There's nothing fair about me, Eddie. 256 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:36,310 I start the game on Boardwalk and Park Place, 257 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,840 and eveybody pays. 258 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,320 Thanks for the drink. 259 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,690 It was fun. 260 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,410 How you doin', Mr. Mallard? Funny weather, Mr. Mallard. 261 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,540 Lookin' good today, Mr. Mallard. How about a tip, Mr. Mallard? 262 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,850 You're a prince, Mr. Mallard. Top of the month, Mr. Mallard. 263 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,980 Just blow me, Mr. Mallard. 264 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,150 Honesty has gotten me where l am today, Mr. Mallard. 265 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:19,080 - You're a romantic, Jimbo. - You're full of shit, Mr. Mallard. 266 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:21,090 Quack. Quack, quack. 267 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:35,500 - Where the hell you been? - L walked home. It's a long way. 268 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,370 Do you wanna come inside? 269 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,710 I can offer you a beer, mayonnaise. 270 00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:49,310 No, no. Eddie... 271 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,230 - What does she want? - She didn't say. 272 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:08,530 Christ, she wants to drag it out, make me sweat. 273 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,350 She didn't say anything about... jewels? 274 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:23,020 Yeah. Jewels. 275 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,190 - She did mention the jewels? - Something, yeah. 276 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,220 That's what she wants. It had to be that. 277 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,450 What iewels are these, Charlie? 278 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,200 There came a time in our marriage 279 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,900 when l had to buy her sexual favors 280 00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:40,770 with presents of one kind or another, usually jewels. 281 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,840 It had become part of the arrangement. 282 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,770 About a week before she died, 283 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:48,640 l bought her a particularly fine diamond choker. 284 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,710 Even she couldn't hide how much it pleased her. 285 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:53,350 The first time she appeared to me aftemards, 286 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,380 my first thought was, "Jewels... She's come back for her jewels." 287 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,420 - Still have 'em? - Thank God, yes, l do. 288 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:02,690 I meant to sell them right away, but something always stopped me. 289 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,920 Lucky thing. 290 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,760 Christ, yes, they'll save me now. 291 00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:08,530 She'll leave me alone when she has 'em... l can feel it. 292 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,330 How are we gonna do it, Eddie? 293 00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:12,600 We have to make the terms clear. 294 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,600 What do you want from her? 295 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,570 She has to say it out loud... 296 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:18,770 If she gets the jewels, she'll leave me alone. 297 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,510 - You wanna hear her say it. - Yes. But not in person. 298 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:27,620 On tape. You'll get her to say it on tape before you give her the jewels. 299 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,680 Why would you take her word for it? 300 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:37,460 The dead, Eddie... They can't lie. 301 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:42,740 They can ty to fool you, they can lead you into lies, 302 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:46,170 but they can't speak a lie with their own lips. 303 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,300 Something l learned. 304 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,410 How soon can you get the jewels to me? 305 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,080 Tomorrow, as soon as the bank's open. 306 00:22:54,130 --> 00:22:56,980 I have 'em all together in a safe deposit box... 915. 307 00:22:57,030 --> 00:23:00,750 She said she'd get in touch with me. We'll just have to wait on her. 308 00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:03,850 So you give me those iewels. 309 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:05,850 We'll wait. 310 00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,490 I came to apologize, Mr. Mallard. 311 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,090 What? 312 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,900 I came on pretty strong the other day. 313 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,800 Tough and cynical. 314 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:59,470 I was tying to be as clever as you were. 315 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:01,750 I guess l was a little scared. 316 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:07,350 Then it occurred to me you weren't doing a number on me at all. 317 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,210 I iust felt like a heel. 318 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:13,090 Don't be silly. 319 00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:15,660 My name is Rachel. 320 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:17,820 I'm not tough at all. 321 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,460 I couldn't care less about your suit. 322 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,930 And l'd like to buy you a hamburger. 323 00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:30,770 I'm used to rich people, Eddie. 324 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:33,980 When people start thinking of you in terms of money, 325 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:37,010 you start thinking of other people in terms of money. 326 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:41,950 You start thinking maybe it's smart to come on hard-boiled. 327 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,220 You think it's gonna protect you. 328 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:48,050 But it only protects you from the nice guys. 329 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:51,530 From people who don't think that way. 330 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:53,630 It's also sick. 331 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,160 And it's ugly, and l'm ashamed of it. 332 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,760 Why don't we start over? 333 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:02,210 My name is Eddie Mallard, and l'm a private investigator. 334 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,070 You're leaving out the best part. 335 00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,240 You accused me of being a ghost. 336 00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:07,810 Oh, that. 337 00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:12,650 I've often wondered if there was any kind of pickup line l could fall for. 338 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:16,650 The problem is if you can think of them ahead of time, they're never gonna work. 339 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:23,300 I've heard them all... eveything from "Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"... 340 00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:24,530 to... 341 00:25:26,050 --> 00:25:28,730 l don't know, "You remind me of Lillian Gish." 342 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,300 But l've never had anyone call me a ghost before. 343 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,570 I have to admit, it's incredibly romantic. 344 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,000 Just a shot in the dark. 345 00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:42,050 Yeah, but you're so on target, Eddie, you don't know. 346 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,510 I feel like a ghost half the time. 347 00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:50,790 Like l've got some business here from another time 348 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,890 or another centuy. 349 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:55,920 I've forgotten what it was. 350 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:58,690 I don't have much of a life, Eddie. 351 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,600 It's a ghost's life. 352 00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:03,670 I find that hard to believe. 353 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,530 That's because l look young. 354 00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:09,100 But l'm not young. 355 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,610 I've been married. 356 00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:17,610 And it was a horrible thing, and it's over. 357 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:21,020 But l'll never be young again. 358 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,650 Not the way l was. 359 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:27,650 Eveybody feels that way till they fall in love again. 360 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,520 Falling in love's always the first time. 361 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,430 I feel that way, too. 362 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,400 You remind me of Lillian Gish. 363 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:41,040 Hey, wanna fuck? 364 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:55,320 Well, this is where l say, "l've gotta be somewhere in five minutes" 365 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:58,250 and run out and catch my breath. 366 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,260 How do l get in touch with you? 367 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,390 Don't wory, l'll find you. 368 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,280 I should've called. I'm sory. 369 00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,580 - Something serious? - No. 370 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:27,310 Yeah. 371 00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,710 Come on in. 372 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,460 - There's nobody here. - Are these your novels? 373 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:34,720 Yeah. 374 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,020 Each one gets its own typewriter? 375 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,770 That's the detective stoy, foreign correspondent, 376 00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:45,070 corporate intrigue, and science fiction. 377 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,800 I started them all in high school. 378 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:52,210 - Hard to say which one is worse. - Know a good fence? 379 00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:53,410 Wait a minute. 380 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,310 Segue into that for me. 381 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,080 The guy with the ghost wife... It was all a gag. 382 00:27:58,130 --> 00:27:59,580 I didn't want to tell you the truth, 383 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,090 which is that the guy had some jewels he wanted to get fenced. 384 00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:06,220 I said l'd see what l could do for a 50-50 split, but l've come up flat. 385 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,200 - Major stash? - L haven't even looked. 386 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,330 Let's do it. 387 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,050 Half a million, maybe. More if it's all real. 388 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,280 - How hot is it? - No idea. 389 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,480 You mind risking iail for this? 390 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:41,120 No. 391 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,390 Yeah, me neither. 392 00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:46,560 I got this friend who wrote a stoy about two years ago. 393 00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:48,870 L'll find out how much heat is on this stuff and get back to you. 394 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,660 You can have half of whatever you get. 395 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,840 - You mean half of your half. - Yeah, right. 396 00:28:53,490 --> 00:28:55,000 Are you thinking of stiffing this guy? 397 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:58,000 No, no. Just misspoke. 398 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,270 L'll let you know. 399 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,680 I don't know a thing about those jewels. 400 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:06,650 Guy might just wanna unload his wife's stuff without her knowing. 401 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,380 They came from a safe deposit box. 402 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,560 We'll proceed on that assumption. 403 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:42,350 Sometimes l think l am a ghost. 404 00:29:42,410 --> 00:29:44,620 I think it's iust special effects. 405 00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:48,220 How long you been waiting out here? 406 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:50,800 - A couple of hours. - You're crazy. 407 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:05,570 How about a tip, Mr. Mallard? 408 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,040 - What's the tip for? - Song. 409 00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:10,210 He pays me not to sing 'em. 410 00:30:10,270 --> 00:30:12,380 Thanks, oh, thanks. Just filling. 411 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,220 Take, oh, take the shilling and let us have no more. 412 00:30:16,270 --> 00:30:18,180 Can you really play that thing, Jimbo? 413 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,830 You disgust me, Mr. Mallard. 414 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:24,660 Play a song. 415 00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:26,490 Okay. 416 00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:30,460 For $5, you get the best song. 417 00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:34,570 - The best song of what? - Just the best song. 418 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,270 Oh, Danny boy 419 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:44,350 The pipes, the pipes are calling 420 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,850 From glen to glen 421 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:52,260 And down the mountainside 422 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:56,420 The summer's gone 423 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:01,030 And all the roses falling 424 00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:03,730 Because of you 425 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:09,300 You must go and l must bide 426 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:13,710 But come ye back 427 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:19,210 When summer's in the meadow 428 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:24,260 Or when the leaves are hushed 429 00:31:24,310 --> 00:31:28,890 And white with snow 430 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:33,560 For l'll be here 431 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:38,670 ln sunshine or in shadow 432 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:44,340 Oh, Danny boy, my Danny boy 433 00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:47,840 l love you so 434 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:53,920 But when you come 435 00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:58,950 lf all the flowers are dying 436 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:03,360 lf l am dead 437 00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:08,800 As dead l well may be 438 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:12,240 Just come and find 439 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:17,170 The place where l am lying 440 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:20,880 And kneel and say 441 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:25,820 Oh, _ves there for me 442 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,490 And l might hear 443 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:36,790 Though soft you tread above me 444 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:40,520 And though my grave 445 00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:45,170 Could warmer, sweeter be 446 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:53,480 lf you should meet 447 00:32:53,530 --> 00:33:00,250 And tell me that you love me 448 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:06,890 Then l might sleep in peace 449 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:10,860 Until you come 450 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,430 To me 451 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,840 Be merciful. 452 00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:54,470 Silly. l'm such a dope. 453 00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:10,010 If we stop right here, we'll have all the best of it straight. 454 00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:13,090 It'll never get mixed up with anything else 455 00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:15,420 and we'll just have the best of each other. 456 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,960 You're gonna have to tell me your whole name 457 00:34:19,010 --> 00:34:21,870 so l can say it to myself when l'm walking around. 458 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,870 Rachel Carlyle. 459 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,180 Rachel Carlyle. 460 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,440 I live at 330 Central Park West. 461 00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:40,770 Oh, no. No. 462 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,920 See, it's already getting dumb and practical and stupid. 463 00:34:45,910 --> 00:34:48,090 You don't want my phone number. 464 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,700 You iust wanna look at me... 465 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,400 look at your beautiful ghost... 466 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,660 and see the way she's looking at you. 467 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:05,670 And then you want to close your eyes... 468 00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:09,840 while she walks out of your life. 469 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:15,350 And if she never comes back again... 470 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,480 you won't care, because it's not about that. 471 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:24,260 It's about what you saw when she looked at you... 472 00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:28,990 and the feel of her lips for the first time... 473 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,370 and the scent of her... 474 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,970 and the way her hair felt... 475 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,470 and the way she cried at that silly song. 476 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:43,950 And you had the best of her. 477 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:48,080 All the best of her. 478 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,990 Grandpa. 479 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,850 - Hello, squirt. - Grandpa. 480 00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:28,550 I brought the pirate sword. 481 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,060 You shouldn't be here, Grandpa. 482 00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:35,130 Well, that's true. 483 00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:37,360 That is true. 484 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:41,870 The dead and the living are all mixed together. 485 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,110 You can't reason things out. 486 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:49,370 One of us, now, 487 00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:53,450 one of us passed away a long time ago. 488 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,180 It confuses me, squirt. 489 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:04,130 But l remember when you were born as if it was yesterday. 490 00:37:05,710 --> 00:37:08,160 But the other things... 491 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,660 Grandpa. 492 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,040 I remember the sword. 493 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,370 Oh, you wanted it vey badly. 494 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,080 It was promised to you, 495 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:26,910 but they buried me before l could give it to you. 496 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:30,110 Wasn't there anybody to buy it for you? 497 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:32,920 I didn't want it from anybody else. I only wanted it from you. 498 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,290 You told me... 499 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,960 you used to be a pirate. 500 00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:41,770 That might not be true. 501 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,900 But l brought it. 502 00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,500 - Do you still want it? - Yes. 503 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,040 Don't take it, Eddie boy. 504 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,380 Give it to me. 505 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,680 Don't take it. 506 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:05,650 L'll put it right here between us... 507 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:09,020 and you'll go to sleep. 508 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,500 Yes. 509 00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:16,460 You will do that, won't you? 510 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,680 What the hell is it?! 511 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,730 - What is it? - Open up! 512 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,960 Jesus Christ! 513 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,260 I don't want anything to do with it. 514 00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:14,190 - It's too creepy. - What's creepy about it? 515 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:17,620 Those are the real thing, all right... One mil worth of the real thing. 516 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,420 - You can have 'em. - What do you mean? 517 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,130 - You don't know about those? - Just what l told you. 518 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,470 Listen to this. 519 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:29,030 There was this society dame, see. 520 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:34,050 Back in 1975 she was killed in a boating accident on the river, 521 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,110 fell off a chartered party boat. 522 00:39:36,630 --> 00:39:39,840 She left something in her will about wanting to be buried naked, 523 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,120 with nothing on but her iewels. 524 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:44,890 So her husband, who's sort of a nut in his own way, 525 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,420 goes ahead and does it. 526 00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:49,050 So the undertaker talks or something. 527 00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:52,870 Six months after they put her under, guess what... 528 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,360 Somebody digs her up 529 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:58,300 and relieves her of her finey. 530 00:39:58,350 --> 00:39:59,530 Jesus Christ. 531 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:03,370 Eddie boy, those are the rocks she was buried in, 532 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:05,270 and they are hot as Hades. 533 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:07,470 Holy shit. 534 00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:14,680 What was the husband's name? 535 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:18,020 Nobody could remember. I could find out if l was interested. 536 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:21,360 Found a guy who could move 'em out of the county. 537 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:24,130 By that time l was feeling a little sick to my stomach. 538 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:25,390 I'm feeling the same way. 539 00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:28,090 L'll pass 'em to the guy, but l won't take anything for it. 540 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:30,030 I'm superstitious, Eddie. I'm Irish. 541 00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:34,510 No. Fuck. Forget it. It's time to put a stop to this. 542 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:40,600 - L'm off the case. - No, you can't. l won't let you. 543 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:42,810 You lied to me about those jewels. 544 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:45,780 - How can you blame me for that? - L'm not interested. 545 00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:47,350 Wait a minute. Listen to me. 546 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,780 You can listen to me for five minutes. You owe it to me. 547 00:40:56,450 --> 00:40:58,060 Five minutes. 548 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,900 I buried her in the iewels. 549 00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:04,600 I hired someone to get them back. Yes, l'm ashamed of it, Eddie. 550 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:08,170 But l paid. She's made me pay. 551 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,510 Put yourself in my place. I tried to do the right thing. 552 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,810 If l hadn't gotten those jewels, somebody else would have. 553 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:20,950 These things never stay secret for long. 554 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,690 That's how l thought about it. 555 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:27,860 So you hired somebody to dig up your wife and strip her. 556 00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:31,060 I know. It's horrible. 557 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,300 I couldn't sleep for months aftemards. 558 00:41:33,350 --> 00:41:35,400 I was sick at heart, Eddie. I still am. 559 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:37,700 How can you blame me for not telling you 560 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,060 when it had nothing to do with the job? 561 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:43,710 I didn't want you to look at me the way you're looking at me now. 562 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,770 That's five minutes. 563 00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:53,120 But l wasn't through with Eddie Mallard. 564 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,820 Not quite yet. 565 00:42:00,710 --> 00:42:02,790 He'd given me the jewels back, see. 566 00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:06,990 I figured he'd ty to fence 'em, find out how hot they were. 567 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:10,940 I wanted them out of the way for the time being, someplace safe. 568 00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:13,940 This was part of the plan. 569 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,250 I checked them back in to the safe deposit box. 570 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,710 Then l wrapped up a dummy package. 571 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,720 L'd had some pastg _wely made up... 572 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:34,720 Nothing great, but g_ enough to pass a casual inspection. 573 00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:37,420 I knew he'd never give 'em a second glance. 574 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,830 L'd given him the real jewels once. Why shouldn't l give them to him again? 575 00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:43,030 He already thought l was crazy. 576 00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:46,200 I thought l knew him pretty well by then. 577 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:48,630 Knowing him pretty well was important. 578 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:52,380 In a way, eveything depen_ on it. 579 00:42:52,430 --> 00:42:54,010 Always had. 580 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:08,550 Come in. 581 00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:19,530 I paid you a lot of money. 582 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,510 If you want off this case, that's fine. 583 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,970 But now that she knows l've got the jewels, l can't keep 'em. 584 00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:25,170 You've got to do it. 585 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,440 You can throw them in the East River if you want to. 586 00:43:28,490 --> 00:43:30,140 I'm betting you're not that kind of man. 587 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,320 I need time to find someone else to help me. 588 00:43:32,370 --> 00:43:35,520 You need help, Mr. Rand, but not from a private investigator. 589 00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:38,150 - So now l'm crazy. - One of us is. 590 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:43,730 Here's what l don't understand, Mallard. 591 00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:48,090 What l'm paying you means nothing to me. 592 00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:50,130 Pocket change. 593 00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,900 It means a hell of a lot to you. 594 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,500 You're not a successful man. 595 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,500 Your profession is a ioke. 596 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,720 Now, l'm willing to pay you an additional $1,OOO cash advance 597 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,280 on the rest of the iob. 598 00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,250 All you have to do is take that package to a woman 599 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,490 and get her word on tape she'll leave me alone. 600 00:44:12,510 --> 00:44:15,460 And l'll give you a $5,OOO bonus 601 00:44:15,510 --> 00:44:17,560 when l get that tape, too. 602 00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:19,960 Now, even if l'm crazy, Mr. Mallard, 603 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:23,400 even then, what have you got to lose? 604 00:44:28,890 --> 00:44:32,480 I swear to you, l swear to God, 605 00:44:32,530 --> 00:44:35,910 you would be doing me a kindness, Mr. Mallard. 606 00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:39,010 You would be giving me my life back. 607 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,460 Crazy or not, l'd be happy, Mr. Mallard. 608 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,250 I could sleep again. 609 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,600 L'll call you when l get the tape. 610 00:46:00,650 --> 00:46:02,230 How long has it been? 611 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:04,400 Three weeks. 612 00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:08,570 No good. You can't wait around that long for a lady to call. 613 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:11,280 Past the mystey woman deal by now. 614 00:46:11,330 --> 00:46:13,210 You gotta make a move. 615 00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:15,910 Othemise you're just toting up wimp points. 616 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:19,410 She's gonna make you pay for it later on. 617 00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:21,660 I don't know how to reach her... There's no Rachel Carlyle in the book. 618 00:46:21,670 --> 00:46:23,820 Have you completely Iost your mind? 619 00:46:23,870 --> 00:46:27,490 Her name's not in the book? Jesus. 620 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,590 Why don't you hire a detective? 621 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,630 Or just ask Chuck for his dead wife's phone number. 622 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,130 Vey funny. 623 00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:37,830 How'd he take it when you gave him back the jewels? 624 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,360 Told me l was crazy. 625 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,940 Maybe you are. 626 00:46:40,990 --> 00:46:45,140 I'm through with this case, Tim... Professionally speaking. 627 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,620 You just have to go and see her. Didn't you tell me that... 628 00:46:51,670 --> 00:46:53,620 Yeah, yeah, all right. She told me. 629 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:58,850 330 Central Park West. 630 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,320 Well, check it out. 631 00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:02,590 I mean, if she's a hooker, a drug addict, 632 00:47:02,650 --> 00:47:06,260 a born-again Christian, you might as well find out now. 633 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,260 I'm here to see Rachel Carlyle. 634 00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:35,990 Ah, Miss Carlyle. Let me phone up for you, Mister... 635 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,290 Mallard. 636 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:38,920 Mr. Mallard. 637 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,540 I'm afraid Miss Carlyle is not upstairs just now. 638 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,220 - Wouldn't know when to expect her? - No, sir, l wouldn't. 639 00:48:01,270 --> 00:48:02,750 But she is in town? 640 00:48:02,810 --> 00:48:05,820 I'm afraid you'll have to ty some other time, sir. 641 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,720 When's the last time you saw her? 642 00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:10,120 You'll have to ty again some other time. 643 00:48:27,230 --> 00:48:29,380 - Are you sure you want to do this? - Are you sure you can? 644 00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:32,350 I'm a reporter. l can sucker anybody out of anything. 645 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,680 Mister... Riley. 646 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,460 - Kelly. - Kelly. Sory, long day. 647 00:48:43,510 --> 00:48:46,160 I'm Tim Holt work for the New! s. 648 00:48:46,210 --> 00:48:47,530 - The News. - That's right. 649 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:50,490 We're doing a stoy on New York's ten best doormen. 650 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,740 - Well! - "Well" is right. 651 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:55,040 We get tips on these things, we check 'em out. 652 00:48:55,090 --> 00:48:57,940 What we're looking for here is stories, anecdotes. 653 00:48:57,990 --> 00:49:00,600 - Bet you got a couple of stories. - Oh, yes! 654 00:49:00,670 --> 00:49:03,380 Kelly, can we just get you over here for two seconds? 655 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:05,480 Just for reference, l want to get a picture. 656 00:49:05,530 --> 00:49:08,250 Get that sign in there, too. 657 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:09,550 Hold it. 658 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:13,020 - Was that good enough? - That was fantastic. 659 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,260 I thank you, Mr. Kelly, and we will be in touch with you. 660 00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:18,260 Don't you want to hear any stories? 661 00:49:18,310 --> 00:49:20,570 Yes, and l will be in touch with you, Mr. Riley. 662 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,600 - That's Kelly. - Kelly. 663 00:50:54,060 --> 00:50:56,610 You remind me of Lillian Gish. 664 00:52:23,190 --> 00:52:25,870 Let's get out of here. 665 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,910 Maybe a drink. Someplace expensive. 666 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,780 What makes you think l can afford someplace expensive? 667 00:52:36,830 --> 00:52:41,020 You've got $1,OOO cash on you. I can smell it. 668 00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:46,190 Do you know a guy named Charlie Rand? 669 00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:49,220 Yeah. 670 00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:52,000 He's the guy l was married to. 671 00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:53,960 Divorced? 672 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,200 No. 673 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:59,300 - Separated. - You see him anymore? 674 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:02,170 I haven't spoken to him in ten years. 675 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,270 You can believe it, Eddie. 676 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,510 Don't you know? 677 00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:14,780 Ghosts can't lie. 678 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,160 Let's go to Jack Dempsey's. 679 00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:30,430 - Jack Dempsey's Restaurant? - Yeah. 680 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:33,400 Okay. 681 00:53:42,670 --> 00:53:44,410 What are you doing? 682 00:53:44,470 --> 00:53:45,910 That's it. 683 00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:47,410 That's what? 684 00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:49,850 The west side of Broadway between 49th and 50th... 685 00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:51,290 Jack Dempsey's Restaurant. 686 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:54,120 Closed ten years ago. Nobody even remembers it. 687 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:02,100 I've killed you, Eddie, and l'm glad l did. 688 00:54:02,150 --> 00:54:03,830 I'm glad! 689 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,240 City room, please, Tim Holt. 690 00:54:21,670 --> 00:54:23,450 Tim, Eddie. Listen. 691 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:28,950 L'd like you to... 692 00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:31,560 go ahead and check on that business with the jewels. 693 00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:34,530 Raid the morgue down there. Just get me eveything. 694 00:54:35,550 --> 00:54:37,400 Including pictures. 695 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:02,390 Jesus Christ! 696 00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:09,260 What the hell are you doing? 697 00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:11,540 You don't have a buzzer, you leave your phone off the hook. 698 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,240 Eddie, l need you. 699 00:55:13,290 --> 00:55:15,670 Oh, my God! Jesus! 700 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:18,440 - Make love to me, Eddie. - You're bleeding to death! 701 00:55:18,490 --> 00:55:20,300 Make love to me! 702 00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:10,860 It bled a lot, but it wasn't deep. 703 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:14,300 I sacrificed one of your shirts for this. 704 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,900 Oh, God, l must be crazy. 705 00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:20,130 I also made some coffee. 706 00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:25,470 There are cups in here that haven't been washed... 707 00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:29,070 since Jack Dempsey's closed. 708 00:56:42,310 --> 00:56:44,490 I love fucking in the rain. Don't you? 709 00:56:44,550 --> 00:56:47,060 Ty the fire escape ne_ time. 710 00:56:47,850 --> 00:56:50,640 L'd love to fuck you in the middle of Grand Central Station, 711 00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:53,170 stark naked in the middle of the floor. 712 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:57,100 We could get away with it, too. Nobody would believe their eyes. 713 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,640 You think Lillian Gish ever talked that way? 714 00:56:59,690 --> 00:57:01,850 She was in silent pictures. 715 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:04,010 She could have been saying anything. 716 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:06,980 Wanna do me a favor? 717 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:10,660 Ask. 718 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:14,090 L'll do anything. 719 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,790 Help me out with a case. 720 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,400 What case? 721 00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:24,060 A nut case. 722 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,280 Read that for me. 723 00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:40,850 No, wait a minute. 724 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,490 Into the tape recorder. 725 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,790 What is this? 726 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,600 It's too stupid to explain. Just read it for me. 727 00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,260 Any way you like. 728 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,670 You read it. 729 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:08,740 "ln return for my jewels, l promise to leave you alone, Charlie." 730 00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,220 Just read it for me. 731 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:17,950 - L don't like this game. - It's gotta be a woman's voice. 732 00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:24,030 - Come on. - Stop bugging me. 733 00:58:26,110 --> 00:58:28,160 What did Charlie Rand look like? 734 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,770 He looked like an asshole. 735 00:58:32,820 --> 00:58:35,470 He looked like something underneath a rock. 736 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,070 He was a scumbag and a thief. 737 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,310 If you ever mention his name again to me, 738 00:58:41,370 --> 00:58:44,350 l'll claw your eyes right out of their sockets. 739 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,810 I got a funny feeling you would. 740 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:51,690 And l'd like it, too. 741 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:04,000 "ln return for my jewels, l promise to leave you alone, Charlie." 742 00:59:04,050 --> 00:59:07,070 - Was that all right? - Just what's on the paper. 743 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,500 Don't say anything else until l turn the machine off. 744 00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:10,730 Okay. 745 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:20,240 "ln return for my jewels, l promise to leave you alone, Charlie." 746 00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,050 Got it. 747 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:27,950 - Does this involve something illegal? - Probably. 748 00:59:29,310 --> 00:59:31,330 A couple weeks ago Tim said you and he 749 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,930 were working on some sort of crime caper. 750 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,000 Said you were gonna make a quick killing, 751 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:38,230 buy a yacht, and then we'd sail around the world. 752 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,130 First l heard of it. 753 00:59:40,190 --> 00:59:43,310 - L don't like the sound of it. - Why not? 754 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,040 I haven't got anything to wear on a boat. 755 00:59:46,090 --> 00:59:49,470 - Tell Tim to keep his mouth shut. - So it is true. 756 00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:52,520 I'm probably an accessoy to a crime. 757 00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:55,750 That's the most exciting thing that's happened in my life 758 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,720 since Bill Buckner missed that grounder. 759 00:59:58,770 --> 01:00:01,060 - Thanks, Debbie. - Anytime. 760 01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:04,890 - That's it? - That's it. 761 01:00:06,150 --> 01:00:08,230 She didn't give you any trouble about it? 762 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,630 She did it. 763 01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:17,200 In return for myjewels, l promise tD leave you alone, Charlie. 764 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:19,840 You can hardly hear it. 765 01:00:21,230 --> 01:00:22,480 Turn it up. 766 01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:30,760 In return for myjewels, l promise tD leave you alone, Charlie. 767 01:00:30,810 --> 01:00:34,120 - What is this? - It's what you asked me for. 768 01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:36,260 You didn't say you wanted digital sound. 769 01:00:36,310 --> 01:00:38,120 I used a little hand-held. 770 01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:43,500 In return for myjewels, l promise tD leave you alone, Charlie. 771 01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:44,970 That's her voice, isn't it? 772 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:49,000 Yes. 773 01:00:49,050 --> 01:00:50,640 Yes, it is. 774 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:52,940 Just sounds so far away. 775 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,140 That's that, then. 776 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,820 What did she say when you gave her the jewels? 777 01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:07,050 She didn't say anything. What's she supposed to say? 778 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:16,060 There's $1 O, OOO there. That's how grateful l am, Eddie. 779 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:20,430 Take it, get out of here. Don't ever ty and contact me again. 780 01:01:20,490 --> 01:01:22,140 You and l are quits. 781 01:01:25,530 --> 01:01:27,010 Quits. 782 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,800 Whatever they tell you about me is true... 783 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,150 and worse than you can imagine. 784 01:02:03,230 --> 01:02:05,380 But don't ever say you didn't know. 785 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,650 I don't know anything anymore. 786 01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:11,760 You chose me, and you'll go on choosing me. 787 01:02:11,810 --> 01:02:13,390 As amul as it gets, 788 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,520 you'll go on choosing me. 789 01:02:17,010 --> 01:02:18,860 Why will l do that? 790 01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:24,030 Because you love me. 791 01:02:25,550 --> 01:02:27,770 Because you love me. 792 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,810 We looked at each other in the same way then. 793 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:43,450 But l can't remember where or when. 794 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,090 I iust lifted the whole file. 795 01:02:50,150 --> 01:02:52,200 Need to get it back before they miss it. 796 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,400 Let me see it. 797 01:02:53,450 --> 01:02:56,530 It's mostly junk, cross-references. I pulled out what you want. 798 01:02:59,850 --> 01:03:02,140 Wedding announcement, no picture. 799 01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:05,910 Financial analysis... "The Rand fortune." 800 01:03:06,790 --> 01:03:09,140 Seems Chuck iust spent this stuff. 801 01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:11,220 Tried to run the family business into the ground. 802 01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:14,380 There was so much to start with, he's hardly made a dent. 803 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,550 When Rand got engaged to Rachel Carlyle, 804 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,920 it was gossip column stuff for a couple weeks. 805 01:03:19,980 --> 01:03:22,290 That's the guy. Who's he with? 806 01:03:22,350 --> 01:03:23,520 That's the fiancée... 807 01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:27,290 Only daughter of Victor Carlyle, born Carlucci. 808 01:03:27,350 --> 01:03:29,230 Widower, failed entrepreneur. 809 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,300 Made a little money in shoes, retail, 810 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,570 lost it all investing in youth movies in the '60s. 811 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:36,700 Arrested twice for beating up mistresses. 812 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,640 Can't see her face in that. 813 01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:42,380 Published a high school photo with the obit. 814 01:03:43,830 --> 01:03:46,310 Rand family wasn't vey helpful at the time. 815 01:03:47,630 --> 01:03:50,250 Okay, should l go on? 816 01:03:50,310 --> 01:03:51,490 Yeah. 817 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:56,760 Now, you might not want to see the pièce de résistance. 818 01:03:57,310 --> 01:03:59,820 We've got police photos of the body 819 01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:02,000 and the autopsy report. 820 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,170 Let me see 'em. 821 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,970 Oh, God. 822 01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:11,210 It's pretty rough. 823 01:04:11,860 --> 01:04:13,740 There she is. 824 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,980 Get out, and take that shit with you! 825 01:04:19,030 --> 01:04:20,620 Hey, you okay, pal? 826 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:22,580 Get out! 827 01:04:23,670 --> 01:04:24,680 Sure. 828 01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:30,420 Just go on, pal, okay? 829 01:05:26,630 --> 01:05:28,350 Where am l? 830 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,990 You're in Heaven, Eddie. 831 01:05:35,710 --> 01:05:37,060 Isn't it wonde_ul? 832 01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:46,130 Yes. 833 01:05:48,550 --> 01:05:49,900 It's wonde_ul. 834 01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:15,460 - Careful. You'll... - L'll what? 835 01:07:18,110 --> 01:07:19,650 L'll fall? 836 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:26,000 L'll fall? 837 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:17,920 You're under arrest. 838 01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:30,130 - Turn it up. - What? 839 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:32,140 Turn the sound up. 840 01:08:33,260 --> 01:08:34,940 It's Joe Franklin. 841 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,710 - Nana. - L can't. 842 01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:52,660 - L can't! - You must. 843 01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,390 It's your turn. 844 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,600 You are really Iosing it, Mallard. 845 01:09:03,190 --> 01:09:05,370 Do you have a vacuum cleaner? 846 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:09,100 - What? - Never mind. 847 01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:16,140 It's so hard to find a good egg cream. 848 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,210 Face it, Debbie... eveything you love is on its way out. 849 01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,650 That's what the 20th centuy's all about. 850 01:09:26,810 --> 01:09:28,250 Want an egg cream? 851 01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:37,360 Cheer up. That is pepperoni pizza. 852 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:53,850 What's this all about? 853 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,090 Rand and the girl are fuckin' you over, bud. 854 01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:06,460 I can't figure the scam, but l'll tell you one thing... 855 01:10:06,510 --> 01:10:08,590 You're taking it much too seriously. 856 01:10:09,860 --> 01:10:12,070 Don't take this shit seriously. 857 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,170 She must be some kind of a girl. 858 01:10:14,220 --> 01:10:15,500 She's dead. 859 01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:19,970 That was her, Tim, in the pictures. 860 01:10:20,030 --> 01:10:23,650 In all the pictures... Studio 54, St. Regis Roof... 861 01:10:25,670 --> 01:10:28,010 city morgue... Same girl. 862 01:10:28,570 --> 01:10:30,550 Hey, Eddie, look at me. 863 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,890 You are completely fucked up, and you know it. 864 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:37,060 You're bonkers, Edward. 865 01:10:37,110 --> 01:10:39,390 You came here to tell me that? 866 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,730 You came here to tell me l'm bonkers? 867 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,530 I don't need you to tell me that. 868 01:10:48,590 --> 01:10:51,280 I know l'm fucked up. 869 01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:53,810 All l gotta do is look in the mirror! 870 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,110 I'm dating a ghost. 871 01:11:00,610 --> 01:11:05,020 Now the normal people have come to put it all in perspective for me. 872 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,080 Give me a fuckin' break! 873 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:09,950 I just came by to see if you wanted an egg cream! 874 01:11:20,490 --> 01:11:23,610 Her name is Rachel Carlyle Rand. 875 01:11:25,590 --> 01:11:28,510 She's dead. 876 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:31,080 She's a corpse. 877 01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:36,150 But, Eddie, sleeping with a dead woman... 878 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,020 There's no future in it. 879 01:11:41,010 --> 01:11:45,130 Leave me alone. 880 01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:49,400 All right, you tell me... What do you want to have happen? 881 01:11:49,450 --> 01:11:53,870 I want her to leave me alone, but she won't. 882 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,840 I want to get away from her, but l won't. 883 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:02,110 She'll stay here, 884 01:12:02,170 --> 01:12:04,380 or l'll follow her to the grave. 885 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,820 And if l don't tag along? 886 01:12:13,210 --> 01:12:16,520 It may be a dream, 887 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:20,290 but it's one of those dreams you can't wake up from. 888 01:12:21,790 --> 01:12:24,370 She said something about "As amul as it gets." 889 01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:29,370 lt's going to get amul as anybody can imagine. 890 01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:32,680 I believe that. 891 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,240 I believe her. 892 01:12:35,830 --> 01:12:37,210 You know why? 893 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,780 Why? 894 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,350 Because the dead can't lie. 895 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:47,350 They can lead you into lies, 896 01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:50,550 but they can't speak a lie with their own lips. 897 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:53,100 That's something l've learned. 898 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,830 You know where to find me when you need me. 899 01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:59,560 Lfyou need me. 900 01:17:48,370 --> 01:17:50,350 Eddie. Jesus! 901 01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:55,800 I'm freezing with that door open. 902 01:19:54,170 --> 01:19:58,120 - What kind of priest are you? - Russian Orthodox. 903 01:19:58,170 --> 01:20:00,750 - Do you believe in angels? - Of course l do. 904 01:20:00,810 --> 01:20:02,760 Do you believe in demons? 905 01:20:02,810 --> 01:20:06,390 Demons also exist. Yes, they do. 906 01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:14,270 Let's go sit down. 907 01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:21,550 My name is Father Yorgi... Father George. 908 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:26,150 I'm not Russian by birth, but l speak Russian. 909 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,910 It's usually Russians who approach me on the street, 910 01:20:28,970 --> 01:20:31,660 - but you're not Russian. - No, l'm not. 911 01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:35,260 You're vey upset about something. 912 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,760 Do you believe the dead can come back from the grave? 913 01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:41,270 I've heard of it happening, 914 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,070 but l don't have any experience with it myself. 915 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:48,330 See, a ghost can't walk on consecrated ground, 916 01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:50,840 can't enter the door of a church, 917 01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:53,710 so l'm not vey well placed for that sort of thing 918 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,580 if you see what l mean. 919 01:20:55,860 --> 01:21:00,410 What if a man falls in love with a ghost? 920 01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:03,050 Can a man sleep with a ghost? 921 01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:06,150 I know there's a myth about it, 922 01:21:06,210 --> 01:21:10,630 a folk tale which says if a man sleeps with a remnant... 923 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:14,030 That's a ghost... he dies of it. 924 01:21:16,980 --> 01:21:18,530 Do you believe that? 925 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:21,570 Well, it makes a certain amount of sense, 926 01:21:21,630 --> 01:21:23,810 but it may leave out a thing or two, 927 01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:26,940 such as mercy, such as grace. 928 01:21:27,730 --> 01:21:32,850 Also, no one seems to consider the ghost in these stories. 929 01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:37,620 You see, a ghost may not be a demon. 930 01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:41,490 It may just be lost and scared, like any other soul 931 01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:43,160 in any other form. 932 01:21:43,210 --> 01:21:45,560 It may not know how frightening it is 933 01:21:45,610 --> 01:21:47,430 or how dangerous it is. 934 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:50,290 Is it true the dead can't lie? 935 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,040 "The dead can't lie." 936 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,240 My friend, telling lies is their business. 937 01:24:01,790 --> 01:24:03,400 Hold me, Eddie. 938 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:08,670 Chilly out here. 939 01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:16,980 Dance with me, Eddie. 940 01:25:06,450 --> 01:25:09,490 I was dancing then, too, that night. 941 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,900 And l was drunk. 942 01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:17,570 Charlie spent a fortune on this boat... 943 01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:20,140 the party... 944 01:25:22,770 --> 01:25:28,150 This dress cost more than you've ever made in a year, Eddie. 945 01:25:29,030 --> 01:25:32,460 I felt like l made the best bargain anyone could ever make. 946 01:25:33,710 --> 01:25:36,490 The best bargain in life. 947 01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:40,390 I was flirting with eveybody. 948 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,270 I unhooked the chain here where they put the plank out, 949 01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:51,510 and l held on and sort of swung out over the side. 950 01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:54,640 I never learned how to swim. That's what made it exciting. 951 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:58,480 Not that exciting because l knew if l fell in, 952 01:25:58,530 --> 01:26:00,520 someone would save me. 953 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,520 It was my party after all. 954 01:26:06,340 --> 01:26:08,520 But they didn't jump in after me. 955 01:26:10,420 --> 01:26:12,230 They iust looked. 956 01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:15,600 I could see them. 957 01:26:19,990 --> 01:26:22,170 They tried to turn the boat around. 958 01:26:26,690 --> 01:26:28,210 I have your iewels. 959 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,050 Where are they? 960 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:34,120 That's not important. I can get 'em. 961 01:26:34,170 --> 01:26:35,180 When? 962 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,650 Anytime you want 'em. 963 01:26:38,970 --> 01:26:42,530 Tomorrow, in your office at noon, 964 01:26:42,580 --> 01:26:44,330 in the light of day. 965 01:27:23,650 --> 01:27:28,800 Not that it matters to you, but Tim and l are not an item. 966 01:27:29,690 --> 01:27:32,480 We're friends. We were drunk. 967 01:27:32,530 --> 01:27:35,380 It was all incredibly embarrassing. 968 01:27:35,430 --> 01:27:37,070 It doesn't matter. 969 01:27:45,310 --> 01:27:48,690 I was gonna learn to play the bagpipes. 970 01:27:48,740 --> 01:27:49,950 Yeah? 971 01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:54,360 Fuck you, too. I wish we were an item. 972 01:27:59,050 --> 01:28:00,910 Don't do that. 973 01:28:08,490 --> 01:28:10,710 When this guy answers the phone... 974 01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:14,580 you read that. 975 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,180 Speak softly... 976 01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:20,450 like a ghost. 977 01:28:37,590 --> 01:28:41,110 Charlie? How have you _n sleeping? 978 01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:44,910 - Who is this? - You know who this is. 979 01:28:44,970 --> 01:28:48,450 The jewels you gave that shamus were paste. 980 01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:50,710 That's not fair, Charlie. 981 01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:55,760 You know l can fix it so you never sleep again, and l will. 982 01:28:55,810 --> 01:28:59,360 I will, unless you bring me those _wels. 983 01:29:00,150 --> 01:29:04,640 Bring them to me, Charlie, to where l am. 984 01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:07,730 In the light of day, Charlie. 985 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,900 - There they are. - My jewels. 986 01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:34,860 The ones Charlie gave me. 987 01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:44,370 You can walk out of here with me. l'll go. 988 01:29:44,430 --> 01:29:47,740 As amul as it gets, l'll go to Heaven or Hell... 989 01:29:47,790 --> 01:29:50,750 I don't much care. But l won't go with that junk. 990 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:53,220 Don't be ridiculous. These aren't junk. 991 01:29:53,270 --> 01:29:55,580 Baby, it's trash. 992 01:29:57,340 --> 01:29:59,250 Let's get the hell out of here. 993 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,690 You really are stupid. 994 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:26,410 It's paste. 995 01:30:27,270 --> 01:30:29,080 It's cheap paste! 996 01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:31,160 Charlie suckered you just like he suckered me. 997 01:30:31,210 --> 01:30:34,060 Is that supposed to come as some kind of surprise? 998 01:30:34,110 --> 01:30:36,890 He's tying to make fools out of us both, Eddie. 999 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,220 Get away from me. 1000 01:30:44,550 --> 01:30:46,270 You bastard. 1001 01:30:48,420 --> 01:30:51,580 You fool. You don't even care! 1002 01:31:01,910 --> 01:31:03,220 What is that? 1003 01:31:03,270 --> 01:31:06,150 He thinks they're his jewels, the real ones, 1004 01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:09,220 the ones he locked up in his bank when he slipped that trash back to me. 1005 01:31:09,270 --> 01:31:12,030 But you didn't look at 'em, did you, Charlie? 1006 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:15,560 You didn't check to see if l'd slipped some trash back to you. 1007 01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:18,160 Of course you didn't. 1008 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:20,460 You didn't think l'd have the balls to stiff you. 1009 01:31:20,530 --> 01:31:23,310 You were playing me for a chump, Charlie. 1010 01:31:23,830 --> 01:31:26,310 That gave me room to maneuver. 1011 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,640 Where are my iewels? 1012 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,440 I gave the real ones to a friend of mine. 1013 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,710 A priest. 1014 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:36,550 He said he was gonna py out all the stones and set them into a chalice 1015 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:40,080 or an icon frame, something like that. 1016 01:31:40,150 --> 01:31:43,090 Says you're welcome to come look at them anytime. 1017 01:31:45,350 --> 01:31:48,090 No, no! 1018 01:31:48,150 --> 01:31:50,030 Oh, yes, Charlie. 1019 01:31:51,290 --> 01:31:53,300 What are you doing? Where are you going? 1020 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:55,500 Someplace hot, someplace with trees. 1021 01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:59,440 And l'm keeping your ten grand, Charlie... fees and expenses. 1022 01:32:02,170 --> 01:32:04,110 This was a tough case. 1023 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:10,990 He's lying. 1024 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:36,940 You okay? 1025 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:38,340 Okay. 1026 01:32:45,140 --> 01:32:47,150 Give it up, Eddie. 1027 01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:51,160 Yeah, it's about time. 1028 01:32:51,780 --> 01:32:53,760 Where are we going anmay? 1029 01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:57,900 How far you think we can get on $1 O, OOO? 1030 01:33:00,860 --> 01:33:02,440 Let's find out. 1031 01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:11,920 That's the end of my Scotch, that's the end of my stoy. 1032 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,920 Unless you wanna buy $1 million worth of useless junk. 1033 01:33:15,970 --> 01:33:17,850 That's what it cost me. 1034 01:33:18,770 --> 01:33:23,030 Danny boy, l gotta admit, that one takes the cake. 1035 01:33:23,950 --> 01:33:26,490 The son of a bitch sent me a postcard. 1036 01:33:26,550 --> 01:33:29,490 Yeah, l like the old black-and-white ones. 1037 01:33:30,090 --> 01:33:33,100 - You got a girlfriend or something? - Sure. 1038 01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:36,740 Give her a treat. 1039 01:33:36,790 --> 01:33:39,000 Thank you vey much. 1040 01:33:42,330 --> 01:33:45,010 The bastard stole my iewels! 1041 01:33:45,070 --> 01:33:46,780 Yeah? Well... 1042 01:33:48,970 --> 01:33:50,960 Eveybody's got a beef. 1043 01:33:51,010 --> 01:33:53,290 L'll have what he's having. 1044 01:33:53,340 --> 01:33:56,090 Scotch, single malt? 1045 01:33:57,580 --> 01:33:59,260 Hello, Charlie. 1046 01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,430 My iewels, Charlie. 1047 01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:10,530 How am l supposed to find 'em, 1048 01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:14,750 stuck all over a cup in the middle of some goddamn church? 1049 01:34:15,860 --> 01:34:18,310 That's not my problem, Charlie. 1050 01:34:21,610 --> 01:34:24,420 What's the matter, Charlie? 1051 01:34:24,470 --> 01:34:27,050 You look like you've just seen a ghost.